I'm an only child. I'm 26 years old and I live in Indiana with The Boy, after being a Californian for 26 years of my life.

I do admin work because I don't know how to put my BA in Psychology to much use. I'm sarcastic, funny, eerily quiet if I don't know you or like you (try to figure out which), and mostly anti-social (except for the few people I adore).

I'm at the cut off point in height for being considered a pygmy. I want to name one of my future kids after a color, like Grey (you know, Gray).

When I feel down, I listen to my iPod nano or I cuddle with The Boy, whichever is closest.

• I can relate almost anything in life to a Simpsons episode. I love thrift stores, Target, and Chapstick. I've been madly obsessed with Dawson's Creek, Buffy, Angel, Dashboard Confessional, and currently Brand New.

• I like The Simpsons, Daria, The Boondocks, The Oblongs, and occasionally Family Guy. For some reason, I can't see the humor in South Park.

• I can make over easy eggs, but I have a hard time with poached eggs.

• I hate coconut, bad drivers, heat waves, and long lines.

• I can't paint, draw, or sketch, but I'm crafty in my own way.